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Finding Gary Hopper
Fredericksburg, TX
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Gary Hopper retired in the same style that he practiced dentistry. Without fanfare, he simply found another awesome dentist to replace himself and sailed headlong into retirement. But where did he go? Some say he went in search of the Holy Grail, while others say he has been spotted hunting muskrat pelts in the Yukon. Another report had him researching the migratory habits of the North American wino, but all of these leads led to nothing. Recently, several reliable sources have reported multiple Hopper sightings in Fredericksburg Texas, so Dental Smut sent their top investigator down for a look-see that paid off big! Click the photos to read the rest of the story...